TEENAGE DIRTBAG

Eunice. 19. Peculiar. Books. Poetry. Pugs. I dont know how this thing works anymore. DISCLAIMER: None of these photos are mine unless stated. Calm yo' horses.







 fried oreos

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

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lizziefea:

en We Heart It.

lizziefea:

en We Heart It.

sunfl0werpetal:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

how about "the government is fucking up and obama is nothing more but a figure head to take the heat of all the congress’s dumbass decisions" The president isnt a dictator. he doesnt get to choose 100000000% by himself what happens to this country, hence the term democracy.

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by Lang Leav

by Lang Leav

This is where Vader the Pug start his adventure with his human (aka, me)

This is where Vader the Pug start his adventure with his human (aka, me)

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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Hashtag O-O-T-D 💁💗

Hashtag O-O-T-D 💁💗

freakyalienlemonade:

lion-say:

i mean it’s crazy we finish each other’s

satanic rituals

T ͍͕H ̻͙̮̤̬̟A͍̗͖̖̫̬ ̴̹͉ͅT̴͖͈ ͍̟͜S̱ ̴̼̤͉͔̦Ẃ͖̰̠̫͇͍̘ ̴̲̬̺̳ͅͅH̫̝̼͇̜̤̥̕ ̺A͖͡ ̛̱T̡̲̫̥͓ ͓͚͙̞̣̬I̖͍̲̹̮ ͏̫̟̱̟̦̪ͅW̘̞ ̸̝͎̫A̪̠͓̜̰͙ ͉͚̬̻̕S̙̟̖͢ ̛̭͖̟̯͍̱͖G҉͚̱͍̙ ̴̼O̼̪̰͕͜ ̰̝̟̞͙N͙͔̙͞ ̭̦̻̜̳̫̩̕N̺ ̩͓A̝͎̻͡ ̹̻̘͖̜͈̱͟S̶̙͚̝̖͖ ̵̮̬Ą͔͙ ̛Y̟̭̖̱

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